CRAZY THOUGHT PRODUCTION IN ASSOCIATION WITH AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT PRODUCTION PTY LTD. Presents “BLACK BROKE CHICK – (BBC)………….Quizzing Chick-Chickyyyyyy Quiz
“Bubbly and attraction is good. But not always.
1. A half-short, dark and half-ugly looking Black Broke Brother whose a neighbor is standing outside your rental door…Do You>>>
(a). Greet him with a frowning smile and glitter a little bit.
(b). Show him a Zap sign with compliments “Fuck-off loser”.
(c). Ask him to join you for a personal-hidden agenda to maintain your expenses eg: Breakfast treatments, lunch-outs etc.
2. What kind of outfit do you prefer wearing when you wanna draw attention to a “BLACK BROKE BROTHA – (BBC)?
(a). Clothes that are old skool casual eg: Two-piece dress or baby romper.
(b). Fashionable but not flashy but still classy eg: Delela and Doctor Martin Boots.
(c) Clothes that are fact-finding.
3. An elevator is crowded with people and its hot and deadly you wanna FART silent. What are you likely to do?
(a). Bite your lip because you’re guilty and nervous that someone close to you will immediately assume that, it’s you.
(b). Do your best imitation of a trapped hood-rat.
(c). Release that gas and make a casual comment to the one next to you about the uncomfortable smell condition and the situation you couldn’t hold it back.
4. Imagine that they’ve done a surprise birthday party for you, those who are present and they are yelling “Speech!! Speech!!! What’s your next move?
(a). Take this opportunity to tell your life story knowing for a fact that you’ve been a troublesome BBC in the hood and everybody knows.
(b). Blush with a running nose, stand up and say a simple “THANK YOU” and sit down looking at the items in front of you thinking what a waste.
(c). Blush and stay calm until few ciders let off the hook, and talk lotta nonsense eg: complaining about “they should have given you the money instead of the party”.
5. How often do you make male friends?
(a). In fact, I met someone last week and he bought me couple of shots. I’m willing to meet him again.
(b). Honestly, it’s been a while. But I prefer socializing with the ones that I’m comfortable with even though I might pass out, they won’t bother because I’m a Hood-Rat.
(c). Fairly, it depends on the occasion the other side of my wallet.
GIVE YOURSELF A HIGH-FIVE CLAP POINTS FOR EACH OF THE STATEMENTS YOU AGREE WITH:
1. You enjoy being late at parties so you will draw the attention because of your new outfit.
2. Nothing really excites you about meeting new faces and strange places because they don’t relate to you due to the fact you don’t want hit-wonders for the night.
3. You would love to be a Modeler or an Actress Carrier-Bags Servant.
4. If it’s about discounts you melt.
5. Your room is full of photos of male celebrities and you are fantasying about being in a relationship with them. Which Is still IMPOSSIBLE
VISUALISE YOUR ANSWERS FROM THE START TO FINISH AND READ YOUR BROKE ANALYSIS AND FROWN WITH A SMILE AND BREATH A SMALL nxa!!!!!.
- UP TO A LOW CLASS BLACK BROKE CHICK: Fearful and cautious, avoid public situations knowing for a fact that the wallet is flat. Reading and Listening to music alone takes you to your day dreamland which is impossible. You need to examine the reasons in order to overcome it which is to SAVE!!!
- UP TO A MIDDLE CLASS BLACK BROKE CHICK: Although you got a taste of style when it comes to fashion simply somehow and use of that make-up which spoils the whole mood especially, when it’s too much make-up. Souls of the party animals who keep you as their guest entertain you with your quick humor and they want a quickie, but somehow you are not a fool of yourself because you understand when to tone down and tune in. At the end it’s up to you!!
- UP TO A HIGH CLASS BLACK BROKE CHICK: Whenever you enter wherever, heads spins around!!! There’s nothing really special about you, maybe it’s how you tell your story when you are walking, no doubt all about you just that you think and assume that Black Broke Brothers are scared of you and think that they talk a lot of nonsense about you. Just that Black Brother Brothers may find it!!! you too much to handle. SO pull gearshifts to handle the vibe.
