CHUCK TOON NETWACK CTN

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Sir Chuck Bone

 Sir Chuck Bone and Mangie Latha



 Sbo Ninela and Sir Chuck Bone

Sbo Ninela, Mxolisi Ndlovu, Marvellous Ngongoma, Debrah Msoni, Sir Chuck Bone and Lolli Khumalo

Lindelani Ntshele, Sir Chuck Bone, Sipho Gcabashe and Ntrazoh Ndwandwe

 Lindelani Ntshele, Sir Chuck Bone, Sipho Gcabashe, Ntrazoh Ndwandwe and Mxo Ntaka



 Sir Chuck Bone, Thandoxolo Phelago and Sbo Ninela

Sir Chuck Bone and Michael Khumalo

Sir Chuck Bone and Niece Nqo Ndlovu

Sir Chuck Bone and Menzi Ninela

Sir Chuck Bone and Thuso Makhetha

Sir Chuck Bone Himself

Sir Chuck Bone and Smiso Ntaka

Sir Chuck Bone and Smiso Ntaka

Menzi Ninela, Sbo Ninela and Sir Chuck Bone

Thandoxolo Phelago, Lolli Khumalo and Sir Chuck Bone

Vusi Masinga and Zwelethu Masinga

Sir Chuck Bone and Sbo Ninela

Chuck Bone

Thobani Mthethwa and Sipho Gcabashe

Sir Chuck Bone and Aaron Vilakazi

Smiso Ntaka and Sir Chuck Bone

Sir Chuck  Bone Tattoo "Forgive Me Lord"

Vusi Masinga and Sir Chuck Bone

Lolli Khumalo and Sir Chuck Bone

Sir Chuck Bone and Menzi Ninela

 Aaron Vilakazi and Sir Chuck Bone

Sir Chuck Bone

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Sir Chuck Bone, Rain and Siya Ninela

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HIP-HOP

QAPHELANI

Artist Name: Qaphelani
Born in: 22 May 1986
Place of Birth : Durban
Province: KwaZulu Natal
Genre : Conscious Hip Hop
Debut Album : Indodana Yes’gebengu (19 Tracks)

BIOGRAPHY: Qaphelani was born in McCord Hospital (Durban) in 1986 May 22, he started rapping in high school 2002. When he started, it was to define his teenage frustrations caused by the negativity in his neighbourhood; he started recording demos in 2004. Now he has built an empire called Emngceleni, this is actually a movement aimed at shaping and uniting all rappers in Amaoti, Phoenix, Bhambayi and Inanda which are the surrounding areas of Durban.

Qaphelani has never released any album or mixtape of his own before "Indodana Yes’gebengu’’. He was featured on the Durban Youth Radio Compilation Mixtape of 2004 and Cross’phoyisa Compilation.

ALBUM TRACKLISTS

1.Intro
2.Sengibuyile
3.Yisikhathi Somsebenzi
4.Impilo Imfushane
5.Emngceleni Featuring Shampeni
6.Yifa Nom’uboshwe
7.I-Life Engiyiphilayo Featuring Amasosha Asemngceleni
8.Asiyikhethanga
9.Iphanta
10.Ng’phezukwayo
11.Isizathu
12.Angilona I-Celebrity Featuring F-eezy and Ruma
13.Isosha Emgwaqweni
14.Uzolalaphi Featuring. Hlabazulu
15.I-Corner Lam’
16.Eduze Kwethuna Featuring Ray S
17.Kanjani?
18.Umhlaba Uyangisinda
19.Outro
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CONVERSATION WITH MY IMAGINATION

IF THINGS CUD JUS TURN'-AROUND....
-Ladies approaching guys so that we can evaluate their communication skills n guys with that ability not loosing their dignity eg: can I take you out Sir ''im still gonna think about it coz this weekend ziyawa kamngane wami.

-Ladies taking us out for lunch surprises n a six-pack instead of roses.......

-Ladies doing the garden cutting hanging trees while we sit... around reading Magazines or Crushing.

-Ladies doing hair for guys....Chizkop costs R10, but we want something to drink while cutting hair eg: Johnnie Walker Black Label is around R250 + 1litre Dash + a tumbler + Peanuts + spearmint chewing gum chappies + R10 for Chizkop that almost equals to A Bonding Price of a woman's head.

-Ladies we give them call backs written ''Please Call Im Thirsty'' and they phoned us within 3minutes Coz the agenda is already written.

-Ladies that will sacrifice to ask your parents about how will I pay ilobola for this guy eg: it wont be an expensive lobola after all, jus a Case of Whiskey ''Blue Label', 5sheeps, 2 red chickens and a pig....

-Ladies which don't need to dress to impress you, as guys we want ladies that decreases the stress-level eg: Sexual Hearing...

DA LIST GOES ON AND ON!!!!! These are some few hints and For More Info: chuckbone@thepub.co.za

AFTER ALL A BROKE-BLACK-BROTHER (BBB) AINT EXPENSIVE COMPARE TO A BROKE-BLACK-CHICK(BBC)..........

Sir Chuck Bone
Chief Executive Director

SUDDEN DEATH RELATIONSHIPS....

"Before the relationship(at first stage)Eg: A Woman Will Love You and Your Habits!!! and she will admire everything you do or say...You can even bought her a plastic-red-rose! That will be adorable to her.

"During the relationship(she will change you)Eg: You used to check your girlfriend without taking a bath and she don't mind about that...or she will tell you that I don't like some of your friends cause they are the bad influence, but you knew your friends for 20years but its not even six-months you with her.

"After the relationship(rumours about you)Eg: A woman will tell her friends or current boyfriend after the break-up, "don't bother about him, he wears only one underwear and his not good at doing his thang. But without realising where does this unsatisfactory comes from.

PS:Out of all the three-Before, During and After it. Guys tend not to complain but they jus watched what they've developed just that a woman wont notice that!!!

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!!!!! These are some of the hints of a Sudden Death Relationships... For more info: chuckbone@thepub.co.za

AFTER ALL A BROKE-BLACK-BROTHER (BBB) AINT EXPENSIVE COMPARE TO A BROKE-BLACK-CHICK(BBC)..........

Sir Chuck Bone
Chief Executive Director

LIFE TIME ACHIEVEMENTS

• 2006 - 15 January 2006 Car Accident.
• 2009 - 09 August 2009 Exhibition of Arts at the Bat Center Under Kareen Isaacs & Associates.
• 2009 - 27 April Freedom Day Hosted and Promoted Local Groups from the area Crazy Thought Production & 37Degrees under Mazisi Kunene Foundation.
• 2010 - 05 May 2010 Fifa World Cup Auditions at SABC Studio.
• 2011 -26-30th September  Co-ordinated and promoted artists on a project of KwaMuhle Museum Launch Under the Department of Arts and Culture which are Heels Over Head, Crotchets and a Comedian Smanga Mthembu.
• 2011 - 11 November 2011 Hosted and Co-ordinated 2groups (Crotchets n Heels Over Heads) at Zahara Concert Under the Department of Arts and Culture.
• 2012 - 24 Octber 2012 Promoted Local Artists Lexikon, L.U.S, Mkhonto, Alien Dunga For AFCON 2013 Under the Department of Arts & Culture.
• 2013 - 23 May 2013 Chosen be Heavywords SA Hip Hop 3months Writers Test Trial.
• 2013 - 26 June 2013 Posted Qaphelani Heavywords SA Hip Hop Debut Album.

ULTIMATE BREAKUP WHEN SHES ANNOYING

STEP 1:
The SMS breakup. This is plain simple and shows a complete sense of concern for your partner. No one is going to respond well to this and it might make you look bad but its the easiest way and simple. Sending something like this: "Sry – it'sgb bc ur ntg 2 me :'( "will classify you in the jerk category but at the end, you've done your remark. (Translation for those of you who are not SMS language experts – Sorry, it's goodbye, because you are not too good to me, followed by a crying face.)

STEP 2:
The grapevine breakup. Letting other people tell her that you were seen with another woman who couldn't keep her hands off you, is just plain simple that you are already done your move of moving forward. Even if the relationship has deteriorated into a snakepit, you  don't owe someone to tell them face-to-face that it's over. They must see it themselves.

STEP 3:
The "I-need-space" breakup. Yes, maybe you do feel a bit crowded, but let's be honest here: This sudden need for space usually has to do with the fact that there isn't space in your life for your current girlfriend as well as your future one – that you have incidentally met already.

STEP 4:
The mudslinging breakup. Right, there is not really such a thing as a settled breakup. Egos are hurt, expectations are dashed and partners come from their corners fighting. There is a point, though, in making your parting words, "You're fat, coz you dont look good on a bikini, I told you to loose weight but you didn't and I think you're no good at your job at night". All this will achieve a sense of reality when she have to think back.

STEP 5:
The "I-never-really-loved-you" breakup. This is not the most cruel of the lot, but it robs her of all the positive memories of the times you spent together without noticing that you were just playing. At some stage must have been very real boring for both of you and you discover that after you have done your moves, otherwise, why else would you have got involved?

STEP 6:
The "my-mother-was-right" breakup. If your mother disapproved of your partner, it serves a purpose to give details regarding her dislikes at this point. All it does is to rub salt into the wounds but she will be strong because she will understand her mistakes as you are not the only one but there's also another person who sees her mistakes. She probably knew your mother didn't like her anyway. And the feeling was most likely mutual.

STEP 7:
The "meet-Wendy" breakup. This is the breakup method of real low-lifes. It robs the person you're breaking up with from an opportunity to respond appropriately. Whatever they do, will look silly, defeatist, bitchy or pathetic. Have the decency to break up with the first girlfriend – in private - before you move on to the second.

STEP 8:
The empty-house breakup. Your girlfriend arrives home from work and at first thinks there's been a burglary, but then notices it's only your things that are gone. This is a simpliest way to move on. You dont owe her some advance warning or a number where you can be reached.

STEP 9:
The "let's-be-friends" breakup. This is only a way of softening the blow and giving false hope. OK, so maybe this gets her over the worst, but then, when she realises you meant nothing of the kind, it's back to square one on the misery scale. It is almost impossible once you've slept with someone, to have a normal friendship afterwards.

STEP 10:
The "you-need-help" breakup. On some level, everyone needs help. If you couldn't get your girlfriend to go for help regarding, let's say, her drinking problem while you were together, is she going to take your advice now that she thinks you are pond scum? No man wants a drunken master woman.

STEP 11:
The "I-can't-help-I'm-being-transferred" breakup. If you are serious about someone in the long run, you can always make a plan to relocate together – unless you are using the breakup as an excuse to dump the girlfriend. There is also a difference between a temporary transfer and a permanent relocation to Shankuraniville.

STEP 12:
The "I'm-sorry,-but-Gail's-pregnant" breakup. This is probably the worst one for your girlfriend to deal with. Not only have you been unfaithful, but the other woman now has a claim on you with which she cannot compete. Even worse if she didn't know that Gail existed.

STEP 13:
The "You're-too-good-for-me" breakup. This is a variation on the "It's-not-you,-it's- me" breakup. The only good thing about this is that her feelings will be spared somewhat. But how many people are speaking the truth when they say this? Often what they actually mean is that they've had enough and it's time to move on.


PS: Actually there are 20 steps and Im still thinking about the rest!!!! stay tunned...

                

HILARIOUS MANIA-TOON

DEFINATION OF A MANIAC
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: The Defination Of A Maniac In Simple Words


SIZE DOES COUNT
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: "They Say Size Doesn't Count........But Here You Can Judge It Yourself."


TEAM WORK
Word From Sir Chuck Bone: "Team Work Sometimes Sucks..... You Tell Me If Your Collegues Are Half Stupid."


DIN'T WASH HANDS
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: "What's The Point Of Washing Your Hands While Touching Skin To Skin.... You Tell Me"


SEXY OR NOT?
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: "Half Is Better Than Nothing... You Tell Me At Least She Got The Standing."


CRAZY CHIMP-MANIA
Words From Sir Chuck: "In The Jungle There Are No Hanging Lines Unless You've To Use Something Thats Tall.... You Tell Me"


SOMETIMES HUMAN BEINGS ACT ALIKE
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: "Expect the Unexpected When It Comes To Nature."


THATS A BULL
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: "There's A First Time For Everything."


FULL MOON
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: " No Comment cause This Could Happen To Me Too While Im Helping"


EATING WITH RATS


SEXUAL ENERGY



PHOTO LAB


BLOW JOBBING WITH WIRES


SICK AND TIRED OF BEING DUCK-HUNTED


IF ADAM AND EVE WHERE CHINESE


DUMBEST CRIMINALS