CONVERSATION WITH MY IMAGINATION

IF THINGS CUD JUS TURN'-AROUND....
-Ladies approaching guys so that we can evaluate their communication skills n guys with that ability not loosing their dignity eg: can I take you out Sir ''im still gonna think about it coz this weekend ziyawa kamngane wami.

-Ladies taking us out for lunch surprises n a six-pack instead of roses.......

-Ladies doing the garden cutting hanging trees while we sit... around reading Magazines or Crushing.

-Ladies doing hair for guys....Chizkop costs R10, but we want something to drink while cutting hair eg: Johnnie Walker Black Label is around R250 + 1litre Dash + a tumbler + Peanuts + spearmint chewing gum chappies + R10 for Chizkop that almost equals to A Bonding Price of a woman's head.

-Ladies we give them call backs written ''Please Call Im Thirsty'' and they phoned us within 3minutes Coz the agenda is already written.

-Ladies that will sacrifice to ask your parents about how will I pay ilobola for this guy eg: it wont be an expensive lobola after all, jus a Case of Whiskey ''Blue Label', 5sheeps, 2 red chickens and a pig....

-Ladies which don't need to dress to impress you, as guys we want ladies that decreases the stress-level eg: Sexual Hearing...

DA LIST GOES ON AND ON!!!!! These are some few hints and For More Info: chuckbone@thepub.co.za

AFTER ALL A BROKE-BLACK-BROTHER (BBB) AINT EXPENSIVE COMPARE TO A BROKE-BLACK-CHICK(BBC)..........

Sir Chuck Bone
Chief Executive Director

SUDDEN DEATH RELATIONSHIPS....

"Before the relationship(at first stage)Eg: A Woman Will Love You and Your Habits!!! and she will admire everything you do or say...You can even bought her a plastic-red-rose! That will be adorable to her.

"During the relationship(she will change you)Eg: You used to check your girlfriend without taking a bath and she don't mind about that...or she will tell you that I don't like some of your friends cause they are the bad influence, but you knew your friends for 20years but its not even six-months you with her.

"After the relationship(rumours about you)Eg: A woman will tell her friends or current boyfriend after the break-up, "don't bother about him, he wears only one underwear and his not good at doing his thang. But without realising where does this unsatisfactory comes from.

PS:Out of all the three-Before, During and After it. Guys tend not to complain but they jus watched what they've developed just that a woman wont notice that!!!

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!!!!! These are some of the hints of a Sudden Death Relationships... For more info: chuckbone@thepub.co.za

AFTER ALL A BROKE-BLACK-BROTHER (BBB) AINT EXPENSIVE COMPARE TO A BROKE-BLACK-CHICK(BBC)..........

Sir Chuck Bone
Chief Executive Director