PROMOTIONAL - UNDER CRAZY THOUGHT PRODUCTION & ENTERTAINMENT IN ASSOCIATION WITH AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT PRODUCTION PTY LTD (PUBLISHING,

HIP-HOP

QAPHELANI

Artist Name: Qaphelani
Born in: 22 May 1986
Place of Birth : Durban
Province: KwaZulu Natal
Genre : Conscious Hip Hop
Debut Album : Indodana Yes’gebengu (19 Tracks)

BIOGRAPHY: Qaphelani was born in McCord Hospital (Durban) in 1986 May 22, he started rapping in high school 2002. When he started, it was to define his teenage frustrations caused by the negativity in his neighbourhood; he started recording demos in 2004. Now he has built an empire called Emngceleni, this is actually a movement aimed at shaping and uniting all rappers in Amaoti, Phoenix, Bhambayi and Inanda which are the surrounding areas of Durban.

Qaphelani has never released any album or mixtape of his own before "Indodana Yes’gebengu’’. He was featured on the Durban Youth Radio Compilation Mixtape of 2004 and Cross’phoyisa Compilation.

ALBUM TRACKLISTS

1.Intro
2.Sengibuyile
3.Yisikhathi Somsebenzi
4.Impilo Imfushane
5.Emngceleni Featuring Shampeni
6.Yifa Nom’uboshwe
7.I-Life Engiyiphilayo Featuring Amasosha Asemngceleni
8.Asiyikhethanga
9.Iphanta
10.Ng’phezukwayo
11.Isizathu
12.Angilona I-Celebrity Featuring F-eezy and Ruma
13.Isosha Emgwaqweni
14.Uzolalaphi Featuring. Hlabazulu
15.I-Corner Lam’
16.Eduze Kwethuna Featuring Ray S
17.Kanjani?
18.Umhlaba Uyangisinda
19.Outro
For Download: kasimp3/s/804
COMPILED BY MFUNDO NDLOVU.
mfundondlovu@homemail.co.za- Cell: 076 246 7667
 

GOSPEL 

Front Sleeve Cover

Left Sleeve

Right Sleeve

Back Sleeve Cover

Promotional Album Poster

All album sleeves design are designed by Mfundo Ndlovu For Crazy Thought Production & Entertainment in Association with As Much As I Thought Production Pty Ltd Publishers. All Rights Reserved Of The Design By Crazy Thought Production & Entertainment and As Much As I Thought Publishers!!!

CONVERSATION WITH MY IMAGINATION

IF THINGS CUD JUS TURN'-AROUND....
-Ladies approaching guys so that we can evaluate their communication skills n guys with that ability not loosing their dignity eg: can I take you out Sir ''im still gonna think about it coz this weekend ziyawa kamngane wami.

-Ladies taking us out for lunch surprises n a six-pack instead of roses.......

-Ladies doing the garden cutting hanging trees while we sit... around reading Magazines or Crushing.

-Ladies doing hair for guys....Chizkop costs R10, but we want something to drink while cutting hair eg: Johnnie Walker Black Label is around R250 + 1litre Dash + a tumbler + Peanuts + spearmint chewing gum chappies + R10 for Chizkop that almost equals to A Bonding Price of a woman's head.

-Ladies we give them call backs written ''Please Call Im Thirsty'' and they phoned us within 3minutes Coz the agenda is already written.

-Ladies that will sacrifice to ask your parents about how will I pay ilobola for this guy eg: it wont be an expensive lobola after all, jus a Case of Whiskey ''Blue Label', 5sheeps, 2 red chickens and a pig....

-Ladies which don't need to dress to impress you, as guys we want ladies that decreases the stress-level eg: Sexual Hearing...

DA LIST GOES ON AND ON!!!!! These are some few hints and For More Info: chuckbone@thepub.co.za

AFTER ALL A BROKE-BLACK-BROTHER (BBB) AINT EXPENSIVE COMPARE TO A BROKE-BLACK-CHICK(BBC)..........

Sir Chuck Bone
Chief Executive Director

SUDDEN DEATH RELATIONSHIPS....

"Before the relationship(at first stage)Eg: A Woman Will Love You and Your Habits!!! and she will admire everything you do or say...You can even bought her a plastic-red-rose! That will be adorable to her.

"During the relationship(she will change you)Eg: You used to check your girlfriend without taking a bath and she don't mind about that...or she will tell you that I don't like some of your friends cause they are the bad influence, but you knew your friends for 20years but its not even six-months you with her.

"After the relationship(rumours about you)Eg: A woman will tell her friends or current boyfriend after the break-up, "don't bother about him, he wears only one underwear and his not good at doing his thang. But without realising where does this unsatisfactory comes from.

PS:Out of all the three-Before, During and After it. Guys tend not to complain but they jus watched what they've developed just that a woman wont notice that!!!

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!!!!! These are some of the hints of a Sudden Death Relationships... For more info: chuckbone@thepub.co.za

AFTER ALL A BROKE-BLACK-BROTHER (BBB) AINT EXPENSIVE COMPARE TO A BROKE-BLACK-CHICK(BBC)..........

Sir Chuck Bone
Chief Executive Director