Wednesday, 21 November 2012

CURRICULUM VITAE OF SIR CHUCK IIX BONE DA MANIAC



CURRICULUM VITAE OF SIR CHUCK IIX BONE DA MANIAC
1.       PERSONAL INFORMATION

Name                               :  Sirus Chuck IIX
Surname                          : Bone
Physical Address           : A T-Junction Crossroad Street
                                             Cross Your Mind Avenue House No.1084
                                             Shankuraniville 4170
Cell Number                      : 076 246 7667

Email                                  : chuckbone@thepub.co.za

Fax Email                           : 086 219 9598
Date Of Birth                     : 1983 June 20 Thursday
Star Sign                             :  Gemini
Identity Number                : 830620 #######
Gender                                 :1Tsotsi + 3Guluvas –Tsatsa-attitude x Trouble= Male
Home Language                 : Tsotsi Taal, S’fana Kalo and Broken English
Marital Status                   : Stable
Health                                  : I Need Medical Attention
Nationality                         : Proudly South African
Race                                     : 100metres, 200metres and Relay that’s All I Can Run
Group Ethnic                      : A Tribe Called Kaffirs
Hobbies                               : Shoplifting, Hanging Around
Criminal Record                 : Shoplifting Parole
2.       EDUCATION AND TRAINING

School Attended                   : School of Thoughts
Subjects                                 : Medula
                                                   Tsotsi 1st Language
                                                   Sfana Kalo 2nd Language
                                                   Dizzy Character Drama
                                                   Criminology
                                                    Technical Madness Economics                                                                   
Year                                          : 1999

3.       TERTIARY EDUCATION
College Attended                      : Make Your Own Living Technical College
Year                                             : 2000 - 2003
Course                                         : Criminal Specialist (Diploma)
Subject Passed                          :  Introduction To Hijacking
How to rob in 30 seconds
                                                                 Wiring Cars Module 89 Third Version
                                                                 Business Smuggling
                                                                 Tsotsi Taal 1st Language
                                                                  Robbery Psychology
                                                                  General Pointing A Gun Practice
                                                                   Understanding No Mercy When Attempting 

4.       WORK EXPERIENCE

Company Name                 : As Much As I Thought Scrap yard Co. ltd Pty

Position                              : Assistant Thief Manager

Duties                                  : Wiring Cars, Test Driving Finished Jacked Cars,

5.       REFERENCES


UNFORTUNATELY REFERENCES STILL PENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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