Chuck Bone

Friday, 10 May 2013

LIFE TIME ACHIEVEMENTS

2006 - 15 January 2006 Car Accident.
2009 - 09 August 2009 Exhibition of Arts at the Bat Center Under Kareen Isaacs & Associates.
2009 - 27 April Freedom Day Hosted and Promoted Local Groups from the area Crazy Thought Production & 37Degrees under Mazisi Kunene Foundation.
2010 - 05 May 2010 Fifa World Cup Auditions at SABC Studio.
2011 -26-30th September Co-ordinated and promoted artists on a project of KwaMuhle Museum Launch Under the Department of Arts and Culture which are Heels Over Head, Crotchets and a Comedian Smanga Mthembu.
2011 - 11 November 2011 Hosted and Co-ordinated 2groups (Crotchets n Heels Over Heads) at Zahara Concert Under the Department of Arts and Culture.
2012 - 24 Octber 2012 Promoted Local Artists Lexikon, L.U.S, Mkhonto, Alien Dunga For AFCON 2013 Under the Department of Arts & Culture.
2013 - 23 May 2013 Chosen be Heavywords SA Hip Hop 3months Writers Test Trial.
2013 - 26 June 2013 Posted Qaphelani Heavywords SA Hip Hop Debut Album.

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

ULTIMATE BREAKUP WHEN SHES ANNOYING

STEP 1:
The SMS breakup. This is plain simple and shows a complete sense of concern for your partner. No one is going to respond well to this and it might make you look bad but its the easiest way and simple. Sending something like this: "Sry – it'sgb bc ur ntg 2 me :'( "will classify you in the jerk category but at the end, you've done your remark. (Translation for those of you who are not SMS language experts – Sorry, it's goodbye, because you are not too good to me, followed by a crying face.)

STEP 2:
The grapevine breakup. Letting other people tell her that you were seen with another woman who couldn't keep her hands off you, is just plain simple that you are already done your move of moving forward. Even if the relationship has deteriorated into a snakepit, you don't owe someone to tell them face-to-face that it's over. They must see it themselves.

STEP 3:
The "I-need-space" breakup. Yes, maybe you do feel a bit crowded, but let's be honest here: This sudden need for space usually has to do with the fact that there isn't space in your life for your current girlfriend as well as your future one – that you have incidentally met already.

STEP 4:
The mudslinging breakup. Right, there is not really such a thing as a settled breakup. Egos are hurt, expectations are dashed and partners come from their corners fighting. There is a point, though, in making your parting words, "You're fat, coz you dont look good on a bikini, I told you to loose weight but you didn't and I think you're no good at your job at night". All this will achieve a sense of reality when she have to think back.

STEP 5:
The "I-never-really-loved-you" breakup. This is not the most cruel of the lot, but it robs her of all the positive memories of the times you spent together without noticing that you were just playing. At some stage must have been very real boring for both of you and you discover that after you have done your moves, otherwise, why else would you have got involved?

STEP 6:
The "my-mother-was-right" breakup. If your mother disapproved of your partner, it serves a purpose to give details regarding her dislikes at this point. All it does is to rub salt into the wounds but she will be strong because she will understand her mistakes as you are not the only one but there's also another person who sees her mistakes. She probably knew your mother didn't like her anyway. And the feeling was most likely mutual.

STEP 7:
The "meet-Wendy" breakup. This is the breakup method of real low-lifes. It robs the person you're breaking up with from an opportunity to respond appropriately. Whatever they do, will look silly, defeatist, bitchy or pathetic. Have the decency to break up with the first girlfriend – in private - before you move on to the second.

STEP 8:
The empty-house breakup. Your girlfriend arrives home from work and at first thinks there's been a burglary, but then notices it's only your things that are gone. This is a simpliest way to move on. You dont owe her some advance warning or a number where you can be reached.

STEP 9:
The "let's-be-friends" breakup. This is only a way of softening the blow and giving false hope. OK, so maybe this gets her over the worst, but then, when she realises you meant nothing of the kind, it's back to square one on the misery scale. It is almost impossible once you've slept with someone, to have a normal friendship afterwards.

STEP 10:
The "you-need-help" breakup. On some level, everyone needs help. If you couldn't get your girlfriend to go for help regarding, let's say, her drinking problem while you were together, is she going to take your advice now that she thinks you are pond scum? No man wants a drunken master woman.

STEP 11:
The "I-can't-help-I'm-being-transferred" breakup. If you are serious about someone in the long run, you can always make a plan to relocate together – unless you are using the breakup as an excuse to dump the girlfriend. There is also a difference between a temporary transfer and a permanent relocation to Shankuraniville.

STEP 12:
The "I'm-sorry,-but-Gail's-pregnant" breakup. This is probably the worst one for your girlfriend to deal with. Not only have you been unfaithful, but the other woman now has a claim on you with which she cannot compete. Even worse if she didn't know that Gail existed.

STEP 13:
The "You're-too-good-for-me" breakup. This is a variation on the "It's-not-you,-it's- me" breakup. The only good thing about this is that her feelings will be spared somewhat. But how many people are speaking the truth when they say this? Often what they actually mean is that they've had enough and it's time to move on.

PS: Actually there are 20 steps and Im still thinking about the rest!!!! stay tunned...

Friday, 19 April 2013

HILARIOUS MANIA-TOON

DEFINATION OF A MANIAC
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: The Defination Of A Maniac In Simple Words

SIZE DOES COUNT
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: "They Say Size Doesn't Count........But Here You Can Judge It Yourself."
Small Penis

TEAM WORK
Word From Sir Chuck Bone: "Team Work Sometimes Sucks..... You Tell Me If Your Collegues Are Half Stupid."

DIN'T WASH HANDS
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: "What's The Point Of Washing Your Hands While Touching Skin To Skin.... You Tell Me"
Didn't wash hands

SEXY OR NOT?
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: "Half Is Better Than Nothing... You Tell Me At Least She Got The Standing."
Sexy ? Or Not ?

CRAZY CHIMP-MANIA
Words From Sir Chuck: "In The Jungle There Are No Hanging Lines Unless You've To Use Something Thats Tall.... You Tell Me"

SOMETIMES HUMAN BEINGS ACT ALIKE
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: "Expect the Unexpected When It Comes To Nature."
Trained Cat Uses Toilette

THATS A BULL
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: "There's A First Time For Everything."

FULL MOON
Words From Sir Chuck Bone: " No Comment cause This Could Happen To Me Too While Im Helping"

EATING WITH RATS
Eating Cheese

SEXUAL ENERGY

PHOTO LAB

BLOW JOBBING WITH WIRES

SICK AND TIRED OF BEING DUCK-HUNTED

IF ADAM AND EVE WHERE CHINESE

DUMBEST CRIMINALS

Thursday, 18 April 2013

CRAZY QUOTES

EXAM STUDENT!!!!

REALISTIC QUOTE

Wednesday, 16 January 2013

SOCIETY CREW!!!!

Chris The Regalator, Mxolisi Stuntman and Sir Chuck Bone Da Maniac @Shankuraniville Reserve.

Sir Chuck Bone and Menzi Ninela Last Days of 2007 23hours:16minutes December 31

Sir Chuck Bone and Lindani Hlatshwayo Boston Chaos College 05-12-2007 10hours:05minutes

Sir Chuck Bone and Samke Nsele at the Bat Centre 12 July 2008 09hours:56minutes Backstage Before "Get Tested Show"

Sir Chuck Bone and Samke Nsele at the Bat Centre 12 July 2008 09hours:55minutes Backstage Before "Get Tested Show"

Maniac Society Crew

From Left to Right: Thanduxolo"Madzala or Cross'Phoyisa" Phelago, Sanele "Hakes" Gumede, Siyabonga "Ntshele" Ninela, Sir Chuck "Weedholic" Bone, Mxolisi "Dimera" Ndlovu and Menzi Ninela

Last Days of 2007 - 31-12-2007 23hours:22minutes